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49 Ways To Know If You're An 'ASIAN'
> (The NEW List From the 1st to 1.5 Generation Perspective)
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> 1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
> 2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance.
> 3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
> 4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano.
> 5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
> 6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
> 7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
> 8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
> 9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door.
> 10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
> 11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
> 12. You boil water before drinking.
> 13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
> 14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
> 15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
> 16. You have a rice cooker.
> 17. You're a wok user.
> 18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
> 19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
> 20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup.
> 21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
> 22. You iron your own shirts.
> 23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
> 24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
> 25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full.
> 26. You don't play either soccer, swimming, badminton, volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics.
> 27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas when they are 50% off.
> 28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
> 29. You hate to waste food:
> a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers! on the table, you'll finish them.
> b) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
> 30. You don't own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
> 32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
> 33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
> 34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.
> 35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
> 36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
> 37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
> 38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
> 39. Your house/aparment is always cold in winter, and hot in ! summer.
> 40. Your mom drives her Mercedes to Food-4-Less, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
> 41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents.
> 42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends.
> 43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
> 44. You never call your parents just to say hi.
> 45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
> 46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
> 47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
> 48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
> 49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
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